*Static* (Insert a melody of music from The Vikings and The Who)
This is a picture of my beard durring one of my many raids of the English coast.
Hello and welcome to Wrathgar (The Warlord’s) Coffee hour. I am your host Wrathgar the Warlord. Today on the show we have some very interesting topics to discuss, the first of which is my beard. It is quite glorious. *Phone rings* Ah it would appear that we have our first caller.
Caller: Hello is this Wrathgar
Wrathgar: Yes caller, your on the air and we’re discussing my beard and how wonderful it is, your thoughts?
Caller: Actually my name is Sir Willington and you and your band of fellow vikings raided my town last night and kidnapped my wife. I was wondering if I could have her ba-
*The Call cuts off*
(Chuckles) I’m sorry about that folks some times even with the screenings the crazies get through…
*Signal cuts out*…
One Comment
A truly epic beard if I do say. But what do I know of beards? I am only a dinosaur.